September 2010
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The Westboro Baptist Church is coming to Emerson... →
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Reading their description of the protest breaks my heart. How can they be so blind and ignorant? And how dare they use the Shema as evidence of his mother’s “failure.”
This will be the best thing to happen since the Tea Party. I am so excited to embarrass these tools. October 2nd, 2:15 to 3:00.
This makes me sad for humanity.
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Thoughts on Katy Perry's appearance on SNL.
Simon: Holy christ, Katy Perry CANNOT sing.
Jeannie: But she's giving untalented busty girls everywhere hope for future success! "It's okay! You may be useless on the inside, but it's what's exploitable on the outside that counts!"
Simon: God knows that's what the world needs.
Jeannie: Show me an American public that complains about ubiquity of big boobs and I'll show you a public that's sick of Autotune.
Simon: This feels like a trap...
Jeannie: It's not a trap at all! Dive into the welcoming depths of fine American cleavage!!
Simon: USA! USA!
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“The baddest bitches of the 1920s French art scene and the 2010 hip-hop circuit,...”
– “Famous Rappers and Their 20th-Century Literary Counterparts”
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Other languages have equally bizarre expressions...
French: il pleut des hallebardes (“it is raining halberds”), clous (“nails”), or cordes (“ropes”)
Afrikaans: ou vrouens met knopkieries reen (“old women with clubs”)
Czech: padají trakaře (“wheelbarrows”)
Danish: det regner skomagerdrenge (“shoemakers’ apprentices”)
Dutch: het regent pijpestelen (“pipe...
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