June 2010
65 posts
evanfleischer:
For fans of Sgt. Stubby, here’s 7 more famous historical dogs.
Hachiko is a Japanese national hero!
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sirusriddler asked: Jeannie, Jeannie! How did you get that World Cup Japan thing on the corner of your profile pic?
For someone who knows a lot about music—
and I do, I know a lot about music—I sure have awful taste.
We were talking about my super-bleached hair
My boss's coworker 1: Eventually your hair's just gonna be white and you'll look like a supervillain.
My boss's coworker 2: For some reason my first thought was "You'll look like Samuel L. Jackson!" But then I realized that you would never, ever look like Samuel L. Jackson.
Me: Why would you crush my hopes and dreams like that?
My boss's coworker 2: I don't know if you've realized, but my relationship to students is one of crushing their hopes and dreams. You will never look like Samuel Jackson.
Me: [Boss], can I take the rest of the day off to cry about this?
Boss (fully deadpan): Yes.
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Put your iTunes on shuffle, write the first 25...
via thebroph:
Bold your Top 5.
Sage Francis “Jah Didn’t Kill Johnny”
the Beatles “Rocky Raccoon”
Michael Jackson “You Rock My World”
Dispatch “Here We Go”
Ryan Adams “Maybe Be Your Baby Tonight”
Velvet Underground “Some Kinda Love”
The Spinto Band “Direct to Helmet”
Lily Allen “Nan,...
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“Authority should derive from the consent of the governed, not from the threat of...”
– Barbie (Toy Story 3)
hamburglr:
“Don’t Stop ‘til You Get Enough” is the best Michael Jackson song, and I will take any disagreement as a challenge.
jeannr:
“Rock With You” is the best Michael Jackson song, and I will take any disagreement as a challenge.
“Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough” is a very good Michael Jackson song. There’s a nice syncopation to the...
"Rock With You" is the best Michael Jackson song,...
And when the groove is dead and gone You know that love survives So we can rock forever
I wanna rock with you all night And dance you into day (sunlight) I wanna rock with you all night We’re gonna dance the night away
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Words exchanged with well-intentioned but...
Dude: You're too much.
Me: Maybe you're not enough.
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thebroph asked: What's your favorite color?
observr asked: Is your muffin buttered? Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?
Ask me anything →
You may learn something!
I was texting someone I told myself I wouldn't...
and stubbed my left pinky toe on a rock and the top flapped open and is bleeding everywhere and it STINGS.
If I were any less intox’d than I am now I would be CRYING OPENLY.
That’ll teach me to wear sandals and text.
