February 2010
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January 2010
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“The real measure of wealth is how much you’d be worth if you lost all your...”
– Source unknown (via pleasedontsqueezetheshaman)
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executivebeard:
flannelowl:
(this is too much fun I need to stop)
please god i’m only 17 please god help me please give blood please give please god please give me money please god make me a stone please get a newer subversion client please go all the way please god help me find a job
“Serve me” a poem by Google.
serve Merlot warm or cold serve Merlot serve me here serve meaning serve...
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absoluticris:
“How do I know” a poem by Google. How do I know …if he loves me …if she likes me …if I have herpes …if I’m pregnant …if my dog is pregnant …if I have swine flu
“My father told me” a poem by Google.
My father told me always be strong son My father told me I was fat
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Sometimes I wonder whether by going blonde,
I’ve buried my Asianness. Like the only reason that any stranger would have had to believe that I’ve got Japanese blood in me, on impact, was my darker hair. Like I’d tell people I’m half-Japanese and they’d squint their eyes and size up my pudgy frame and white skin and big round eyes and go, “Oh… Oh, yeah, I can totally see it. Like in your...
“Designers aren’t designing clothes to make women look good, they’re...”
– Sidibe’s Designer States The Obvious: “It’s All About Picking The Right Silhouette For Her Shape” (Jezebel.com)
kimbles asked: Happy Birthday!!! I hope you have a awesome day ^^
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Childish Gambino “The Hour” (over Pogo...
eventualities asked: is your lip gloss poppin'?
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“It’s like the Iliad of Guns ‘N’ Roses songs.”
– Meredith, on “November Rain”
merileigh asked: if se-sexy never left then why is everybody on my shit?
What you know 'bout me, what you what you know? →
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ameliablair:
trust me when I say that I am...
