My stepsister does all of these. So do a lot of people, can y’all just stop?
It’s only okay if this guy does it.
INT. BOARDROOM - DAY
COMPANY PRESIDENT.
STAFF, WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY!! WE NEED MORE WAYS TO JUDGE WOMEN FOR THE WAY THAT THEY PRESENT THEMSELVES
INTERN.
BUT WHAT IF WOMEN DEAL WITH ENOUGH BULLSHIT ABOUT THEIR LOOKS AS IS AND SHOULD HAVE THE RIGHT TO DO WHAT MAKES THEM FEEL GOOD ABOUT THEMSELVES?? IT’S NOT LIKE THEY’RE FORCING ANYONE TO LOOK…
COMPANY PRESIDENT.
UHHH WHAT NEXT, WANTING TO GET EQUAL PAY FOR WORK? OWNING PROPERTY? VOTING? LOLOL YOU’RE FIRED, INTERN. UGHHHHH DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY ACTUAL GOOD IDEAS AROUND THESE PARTS? WE CAN’T HAVE WOMEN THINKING THAT THEY’RE HUMAN BEINGS.
LACKEY 1.
UH, SIR, I HAPPEN TO HAVE JUST THE JUDGMENTAL-ASS 9GAG IMAGE LIFT FOR THIS…
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I’ve been thinking about New Year’s Resolutions
because I am the sort of hopeless romantic who likes to make new year’s resolutions. I like having landmarks in time for the changes I make in my life! (In 2011 I turned 22 and was lucky enough to land my first full-time job out of college, and so between being done with exciting birthdays and joining the great American race through the workforce and into eventual regret and inevitable death, I’m ready to hold onto any landmarks I can get.)
A lot of my resolutions are pretty lofty, with no set “goal.” I’m more likely to resolve to “exercise more” than to “run a 5k by June.” (I’m more likely to resolve to become a Freemason than to run a 5k.) But they’re usually resolutions about doing something. One year I resolved not to use the word “hate” to describe my feelings. I wanted to be a more positive person. And while I’m sure I eventually lost track, it did make me think before I threw that word around about people. And it still does! That’s the sort of change I like to make in myself.
So I’ve decided that in 2012, as a Grown-Ass Woman™, I’m going to do my best to end girl hate within myself. I want to make sure that when I talk shit, I’m talking shit on someone’s character and not their parts/gender.
After all that’s happened, after the worst economic crisis, the worst financial crisis since the Great Depression, they want to return to the same practices that got us into this mess. In fact, they want to go back to the same policies that stacked the deck against middle-class Americans for way too many years. And their philosophy is simple: We are better off when everybody is left to fend for themselves and play by their own rules.
I am here to say they are wrong. I’m here in Kansas to reaffirm my deep conviction that we’re greater together than we are on our own. I believe that this country succeeds when everyone gets a fair shot, when everyone does their fair share, when everyone plays by the same rules. These aren’t Democratic values or Republican values. These aren’t 1% values or 99% values. They’re American values. And we have to reclaim them.
” Barack Obama, December 6, 2011(Source: Guardian)
Me and Coolio down by the schoolyard
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